ITEM! Racists and conservatives are just plain stupid!
Just another example of liberal wasteful spending. Are you fucking kidding me that it took years of research dozens of so-called “scientists” and god knows how much money to figure this shit out? Who didn’t know this instinctively? Probably the same people who thought eating Paula Deen’s food was healthy.
Exhibit "A"
Paula Deen has diabetes. A story more shocking than hearing that Clay Aiken is gay.
ITEM! No One Likes Any Of The Republican Nominees!
Finally the republican party has distilled its core values and principles into easy to understand stereotypes, embodied in the three [current, as of this moment] republican presidential nominees.
First you have your insensitive rich guy who never did an honest day’s work in his life. Instead, Mitt Romney was born into privilege and used a big pile of money to make even more money by buying businesses, paying himself and his cronies a hefty salary and then closing the businesses and firing all the workers. Romney is a man without a plan or a purpose, other than wanting to be president because he has nothing better to do, except maybe figure out a way to pay as little taxes as humanly possible.
Next you have your Massive Hypocrite, with an equally massive head. Oh Newt . . . how can anyone take anything you say seriously? You’re a hypocrite! You have no values, you have no principles and no ethics. You’ll say and do whatever is expedient for you. You have no soul.
Exhibit "C"
Finally we have the King of Bigots, Sexists, and Racists, Rick “don’t call me Santorum”. Rick is also a hypocrite (the tea bagger who likes earmarks) but he’s really more of a bigot. He hates gays, women, and blacks. Homosexuality is, for him, on par with bestiality. Women who’ve been raped and are pregnant just need to make the most of their “bad situation”. And anyone who conflates “black people” with “welfare recipients” is a douchtard racist (I’m also looking at you, Newt). But is it any wonder that Santorum doesn’t think he’s a homophobe, sexist and racist? They never think they are. I’m looking at you, republican party.
